is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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