new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i came on her dog
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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