I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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