Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize
