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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church

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• (510): View more from California

  A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"

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  Berkeley was the right choice

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose

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