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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles

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  exact location. now.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it

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• (530): View more from California

  Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!

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  I don't wanna die...

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• (682): View more from Texas

  why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing

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• (716): View more from New York

  he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.

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  I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later

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