Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE