How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you will always have a special place in my vag
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT