Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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