ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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