Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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