so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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