she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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