Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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