Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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