i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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