He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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