I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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