Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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