She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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