It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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