Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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