Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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