She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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