I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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