I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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