My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Terrible idea I love it
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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