If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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