Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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