I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Jerry, you need to find god
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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