Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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