What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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