are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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