Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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