So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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