a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I smell like Dick and happiness
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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