She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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