My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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