I don't usually arrange sex via text message
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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