Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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