ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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