i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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