TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
