The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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