I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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