Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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