I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Your topless pictures make me question reality
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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