Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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