I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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