don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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