I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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