if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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