Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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