those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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