I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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