no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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