dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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