Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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