So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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