that's an acceptable place to lick
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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